Sloth Hiking Team, Unisex V-Neck Tee, Funny Nature Graphic, Humor Camping Shirt
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The Sloth Hiking Team Unisex V-Neck is for professional chillers and trail snackers. Stylish, breathable, and unapologetically slow - it’s made for the scenic route... or no route at all.
Manufacturer Information:
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Stylish Unisex V-Neck with retail fit
- Tear-away label
- Ribbed knit collar
- Twill-taped shoulder seams
- Bella+Canvas 3005
- Fair Labor Association & WRAP certified
Fabric Blend:
- Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm
- Tumble dry low
- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
- Iron medium heat if necessary
- Do not dry clean
Let’s be real - if you’re moving at sloth speed through life, you deserve a tee that keeps up... slowly. The Sloth Hiking Team Unisex V-Neck is the official uniform for those who love the idea of nature, but prefer to meet it halfway (with snacks).
This tee features everyone’s favorite underachieving adventurer: a trail-ready sloth, backpack on, spirit high, pace extremely low. Whether you’re hiking exactly zero miles or meandering through a local park like it’s Everest, this shirt celebrates your commitment to taking it slow.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, the unisex v-neck design offers a comfy fit that works on all body types - and all levels of motivation. The V-neck cut gives it that "I could hike, but I won’t" vibe with just enough style to pass for outdoorsy.
Perfect for campers, couch hikers, and anyone who’s ever claimed they were “on their way” to the trailhead but somehow never arrived. It’s cozy, quirky, and 100% nap-approved.
Join the slowest hiking team in history - no cardio, just vibes.
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