Sarcastic Comment Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hoodie, Witty Cozy Sweatshirt
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The Sarcastic Comment Loading - Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hoodie is your wearable buffering wheel. Soft, stylish, and just enough sass to warn everyone: wit is on its way.
Manufacturer Information:
- 52% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton, 48% Polyester
- Medium Fabric (7.0–8.0 oz/yd² depending on color)
- Retail Fit
- Kangaroo Pouch Pocket
- Sewn-in Label
- Runs True to Size
- Bella+Canvas 3719
Fabric Blends:
- Solid colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester
- DTG colors are 70% cotton, 30% polyester fleece- with 100% cotton-face
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
If you need a moment to load the perfect comeback, congratulations - you’ve just found your signature hoodie.
The Sarcastic Comment Loading - Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hoodie is for those who speak fluent sarcasm and prefer their comebacks slightly delayed but perfectly timed. With cozy fleece softness and a vibe that screams “please wait… buffering,” this hoodie is peak personality and peak comfort.
Crafted with a premium sponge fleece blend of Airlume cotton and polyester, it’s ultra-soft on the inside, smooth on the outside, and ready to deliver style and snark in equal measure. The retail fit flatters without clinging, and the white drawstring hood lets you disappear into your sarcastic little cocoon when the world’s being too literal.
The kangaroo pouch pocket is made for hand-warming or snack-hiding (your sarcasm stash, maybe?), while the ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband keep the look sharp even when your comments are... not.
This is your everyday hoodie for coffee runs, couch sarcasm sessions, awkward small talk evasion, and everything in between. Pair it with joggers for a snark-on-the-go vibe or with jeans and your best side-eye for maximum impact.
Because sometimes the most iconic comments need a few seconds to load - especially when you’re this cozy.
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