I Speak Fluent Sarcasm, Women's Ideal Racerback Tank, Funny Lightweight Gym Top
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The I Speak Fluent Sarcasm - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank is your not-so-subtle warning label in wearable form. Soft, lightweight, and bold - just like your sense of humor.
Manufacturer Information:
- 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Extra light, breathable 4 oz fabric
- Slim fit with flattering racerback cut
- Tear-away label (because itchiness is for amateurs)
- Side seams for shape retention
- Self-fabric binding for durability
- Next Level 1533
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
If sarcasm were a sport, you’d be in the Olympics - and this tank would be your uniform.
The I Speak Fluent Sarcasm - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank is designed for the woman who’s mastered the art of the eye-roll, thrives on one-liners, and considers sass a second language. Whether you're dropping truth bombs at brunch or silently judging in yoga class, this tank makes your inner dialogue visible (and fashionable).
Crafted from an ultra-light cotton-poly blend, it’s breathable enough to keep up with your comebacks and chill enough for lazy Sundays. The slim fit and racerback cut hug you just right - accentuating those shoulders you’ve carried every group project on since middle school.
The tear-away tag? A blessing. Because if something’s going to scratch at you all day, it better be someone else’s bad decisions - not your clothes.
So go ahead, wear it to the gym, the grocery store, or anywhere people might need a reminder that your silence isn’t agreement - it’s judgment. This tank says what we’re all thinking, but with a wink and a mic drop.
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