I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Tee - Unisex Graphic T-Shirt for Everyday Sass, Humor Tee
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The I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Tee, Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, lets the world know exactly what language you actually speak fluently. Snarky, bold, and ultra-comfy, it’s perfect for casual sass, office banter, and those moments when your face says what your mouth politely doesn’t.
Manufacturer Information:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Unisex retail fit for all body types
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Crew neckline, ribbed collar, side-seamed structure
- Made in no-sweatshop, ethical factories
Fabric Blends:
- Ash/Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic/Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low, iron on medium if needed
- Do not dry clean
You’re not fluent in French or Spanish, but sarcasm? Oh, you’re practically a native speaker. The I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Unisex Tee is the perfect statement piece for anyone who communicates best with raised eyebrows, side-eyes, and dry wit. Whether you're sipping iced coffee, rolling your eyes in a meeting, or dodging people at the grocery store - this shirt has you covered (literally and emotionally).
With a relaxed unisex fit and made from ultra-soft cotton, this tee will quickly become your go-to uniform for casual sass. The high-quality Bella+Canvas print is designed to last through snarky remarks, accidental spills, and endless “Did you mean that?” questions.
Perfect for introverts with bite, extroverts with spice, or anyone whose love language is sarcasm served hot. Pair it with jeans, a knowing smirk, and a caffeine-fueled eye roll for full effect.
Speak your truth. Silently. Stylishly. Sarcastically.
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