I Only Drink Beer On Two Occasions - 4th Of July & Not - Unisex Short Sleeve Tee
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Declare your beer-loving independence with the I Only Drink Beer On Two Occasions - Unisex Tee. This funny, comfy tee is made for backyard BBQs, summer nights, and every sip in between.
Manufacturer Information:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Unisex retail fit for all-day wear
- Crew neckline for classic comfort
- Ribbed collar, tapered shoulders, and dual side seams for shape retention
- Tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
Fabric Blends:
- Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
- Use non-chlorine bleach as needed.
- Iron with medium heat. Do not dry clean.
Some shirts are made for sipping quietly. This one? It’s here to announce your priorities.
The I Only Drink Beer On Two Occasions - When It’s the 4th of July and When It’s Not tee is peak American logic, wrapped in a soft, breathable fabric that feels like freedom itself. Whether you're crushing cans at the cookout or arguing over who's on grill duty, this tee’s got your back (and your belly).
Perfect for patriotic parties, summer hangs, or just because it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, this shirt pairs best with a cold one and zero apologies. It’s bold, it’s funny, and it basically gives you permission to crack open a beer anytime you want - because, technically, it’s always one of those two occasions.
With a retail fit that flatters every body and a classic crew neck that never goes out of style, this tee’s a year-round favorite for beer fans, BBQ legends, and anyone who thinks fireworks and hops are a match made in America.
Throw it on. Pop a top. Let your shirt say what your koozie is already thinking.
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