I Only Drink Beer On Two Occasions - 4th of July and Not, Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt
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Declare your independence from moderation with the I Only Drink Beer On Two Occasions - When It’s the 4th of July and When It’s Not Unisex V-Neck Tee. Soft, breathable, and hilariously patriotic, it’s perfect for backyard BBQs, beer pong, and unapologetic day drinking.
Manufacturer Information:
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Retail fit with stylish V-neckline
- Side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar for lasting stretch
- Tear-away label for tag-free comfort
- Bella+Canvas 3005
Fabric Blend:
- Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash warm, tumble dry low.
- Use non-chlorine bleach as needed.
- Iron, steam, or dry medium heat.
- Do not dry-clean.
Some shirts whisper. This one shotguns a cold one and yells, “USA!”
The I Only Drink Beer On Two Occasions - When It’s the 4th of July and When It’s Not V-Neck Tee is your new go-to for all things freedom, fun, and fermented. Whether you’re manning the grill, lighting up sparklers, or just working on your tan with a brew in hand, this tee delivers cool comfort and cheeky charm.
Crafted from ultra-soft, lightweight cotton, this tee fits like your favorite cold beer on a hot day - crisp, smooth, and oh-so-satisfying. The unisex retail fit flatters every figure, and the V-neck gives just the right dash of casual flair (like a mullet, but fashion).
Perfect for the 4th of July, Memorial Day, Labor Day, or literally any day that ends in “y,” this tee is a walking declaration of beer independence. Pair it with jorts, flip-flops, or your favorite koozie. Bonus points if you're the one bringing the cooler.
Let’s be real: if it’s not one of those two beer-worthy occasions… it still is.
Crack it. Wear it. Own it.
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