Fireworks Expert - If I Run You Run, Unisex Tee, Funny 4th of July Party Shirt
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Fireworks Expert - If I Run You Run is the official uniform for patriotic chaos. This unisex tee brings the laughs, comfort, and perfect amount of “uh-oh” energy to every backyard blast and BBQ boom.
Manufacturer Information:
- 100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)
- Unisex Retail Fit
- Tear-Away Label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
Fabric Blends:
- Ash & Heather Prism: 99% Cotton, 1% Polyester
- Heather Colors: 52% Cotton, 48% Polyester
- Athletic & Black Heather: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold
- Use non-chlorine bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron with medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Every party has that one person - the brave soul who volunteers to handle the fireworks, lighter in hand and a devil-may-care grin. That’s you. And the Fireworks Expert - If I Run You Run Tee is your official uniform.
Made for controlled chaos and explosive good times, this tee delivers comfort and comedy in equal measure. The soft, breathable cotton keeps you cool while sprinting from a questionable roman candle setup. The unisex fit flatters every freedom-loving firestarter, and gives just enough style for a “don’t worry, I’ve done this before” look.
Whether you’re lighting up the sky on the Fourth of July, supervising backyard pyrotechnics, or just playing lookout with a fire extinguisher, this shirt says what everyone’s thinking: if you run, we all run.
Pair it with jorts, a red solo cup, and nerves of steel. This tee is equal parts humor, patriotism, and an unspoken emergency plan. Stay fast, stay festive, and whatever you do - don’t look back.
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Typically Ships in 1-2 Days
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