Dear Santa - It’s Actually a Funny Story, Unisex Short Sleeve Tee, Holiday Top
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Confess your holiday mischief in style with the Dear Santa - It’s Actually a Funny Story Tee. This unisex jersey short sleeve is soft, breathable, and built for comfort, with quality you can count on. Perfect for Christmas parties, gift-giving laughs, and telling your side of the story.
Manufacturer Information:
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) – breathable and easy to layer
- Unisex retail fit with classic crew neckline
- Ribbed knit collar & tapered shoulders for lasting shape
- Dual side seams for garment durability
- Tear-away label for comfort
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Ethically made: WRAP Certified & Fair Labor Association member
Fabric Blends:
- Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold. Non-chlorine bleach as needed.
- Tumble dry low. Iron medium heat.
- Do not dry-clean.
Dear Santa, it’s actually a funny story… – famous last words before you find coal in your stocking. Luckily, this tee makes your case with a lot more style.
The Dear Santa - It’s Actually a Funny Story Tee is your holiday conversation starter, ugly-sweater-party alternative, and official excuse for whatever happened last weekend. With a unisex retail fit, it looks great on everyone (even the nice list folks).
Made from Bella+Canvas Airlume cotton, this shirt is buttery-soft, breathable, and lightweight enough for marathon cookie sessions, family gift exchanges, or attempting to untangle a mountain of Christmas lights. The tear-away label means no itch while you’re sipping cocoa, and the durable construction keeps it looking sharp even after a dozen holiday wash cycles.
Pair it with jeans, pajama bottoms, or elf leggings - it’s versatile enough for tree-trimming, stocking stuffing, and strategic napping between meals. Whether you’re the naughty one, the nice one, or the one with the funniest story, this tee is your seasonal staple.
So wear it proudly, because sometimes Santa just needs to hear your side.
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Typically Ships in 1-2 Days
At DesTeeNations, we're all about fast-tracking your fashion journey, ensuring your style essentials land in your wardrobe quicker than a New York minute. Each piece from our collection is prepped and ready to embark on its voyage to you, with "Typically Ships in" times tailored to each treasure trove section of our store. However, just like any epic travel tale, there are elements beyond our control. Carrier pigeons get tired, storms brew on horizons, and holiday seasons are the equivalent of tourist traffic jams. While we can't command the weather or direct the delivery drivers, we promise to keep you in the loop. Our commitment? To minimize delays and maximize your style expedition's speed. So, pack your patience along with your passion for fashion, and we'll ensure your DesTeeNations delights arrive ASAP, come rain, shine, or snowstorm.
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